Of course when you put Kosher Mezuzahs on your home it helps strengthen your Jewish identity and brings G-d’s blessing to your home. I should probably warn you though that there can also be some unintended consequences.
Anyone who lives in a city with a large Jewish population and has a Mezuzah on their door will understand this joke:
Two hundred years ago in Russia there was a town where Jews and Russians lived. The Jews were always in fear of pogroms that were incited by the priest at the local church.
One day 0pening his front door, the Rabbi found himself face to face with the local priest.
“Rabbi, may I have a few words with you?” asked the priest. “Of course,” replied the Rabbi, somewhat nervously. “Rabbi,” began the priest, “It must be evident to you, that in this town we are plagued by thieves. Scarcely a day passes, without one of my members coming to me, bemoaning the fact, that his house has been broken into.
On the other hand, I have noticed, that thieves do not bother you Jews, nearly as much.” The Rabbi answered: “You are correct.” Inquired the priest: “Yes, but why is that?”
The Rabbi then said: “Look at this little box, on the side of my door post, it’s called a Mezuzah.
We Jews believe, that when we put a Mezuzah on the entrances to our houses, the Holy One, may His Name be blessed, protects both us, and our property.” “In that case”, replied the priest, “I must have one!” Not wishing to be the cause of a pogrom, the Rabbi handed over a mezuzah to the priest.
Two weeks later the Rabbi was awakened, by the sound of someone pounding violently on his door. Dressing himself hastily, he made his way down the stairs. “Who’s there?” the Rabbi asked. “Open the door, open the door!” screamed a voice on the other side. Leaving the door on the chain, the Rabbi cracked the door open wide enough, to see the priest standing in front of him, in great distraught. “What happened?” asked the terrified Rabbi. “Were you not protected from robbers?”
“I was! But these people were worse than robbers!” screamed the priest. “Who?” asked the Rabbi. “The Fundraisers!!”
Of course, even this inconvenience is a blessing in disguise. The Mishnah in Ethics of our Fathers states, “A mitzvah brings a mitzvah and a transgression brings a transgression.” This means that when we perform a mitzvah, G-d gives us opportunities to perform more mitzvahs. When you put up a Mezuzah on your front door, you may find and increase in tzedakah collectors knocking at your door, but look on the bright side, this is an opportunity to do yet another mitzvah.




